why do cheetos always look like penises
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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