im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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