She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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