absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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