piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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