Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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