Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
did you just send me my own nude
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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