Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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