If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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