and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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