I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What drink are we having for lunch?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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