she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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