How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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