Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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