Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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