my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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