let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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