Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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