all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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