Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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