I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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