When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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