Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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