who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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