So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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