Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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