If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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