apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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