once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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