therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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