im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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