chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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