i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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