I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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