I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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