i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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