what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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