U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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