Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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