worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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