can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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