This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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