Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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