Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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