yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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