the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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