I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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