i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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