We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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