Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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